A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly.
"I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do
you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said the father. "So, Son what does the Bible mean.
"That's easy, Daddy.......It stands for:
"Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth."
A LITTLE girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always
gives you a headache next morning."
BILLY's maternal grandmother had just come for a visit, and
he was ecstatic. "Now Daddy can do his trick!" yelled Billy with glee.
"What trick is that?" Grandma asked. "Well," answered Billy,
"Daddy said that if you stayed for a whole week, he'd climb the walls. I never saw
anyone do that before."
I had a daycare several years ago. One of the funniest things I remember was when I
decided to take about 6 children to see some new baby kittens. We were all looking at them
and holding and petting them. One little boy was holding each up and telling us all which were boys and which were girls.
Well this made me curious, because I always found it difficult to tell the difference
in kittens. The boy told me "well the boys have more hair under their arms than the girl kittens do."
From: Karen Husong
WISDOM From Children:
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10 ———
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
——— Matthew, Age 12 ———
Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9 ———
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9 ———
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8 ———
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
parents are doing taxes.
——— Carrol, Age 9 ———
Don't flush the toilet when you're dad's in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10 ———
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10 ———
Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11 ———
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16 ———
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 14 ———
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Joel, Age 12 ———
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
——— Alyesha, Age 13 ———
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.
——— Hank, Age 12 ———
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
Molly, Age 11 ———
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
——— Chelsey, Age 7 ———
Stay away from prunes.
Randy, Age 9 ———
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 13 ———
Kids on - "WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE??"
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and
her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody
sees you. . . .If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but
just for a few hours."
- Kally, AGE 9