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Questions & Answers

    

Q: What did one leftover say to the other?
A: Foiled again


Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump- dump-dump.


Q: Why did they decide to ban Ivanhoe?
A: Too much Saxon violence.


Q: How do you mend a broken heart?
A: With ticker tape.


Q: What do Winnie-the-Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: Their middle name.
   

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