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Children Talk To GOD!

 


A Nun asked her class to write a letter to God.
The results:

Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have?
Johnny

Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It worked with my brother.
Larry

Dear God:
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear God:
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the world.  There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when you are on vacation?
Jane

Dear God:
I read the Bible. what does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Allison

Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Lucy

Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Anita

Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
Darla

Dear God:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God:
If we come back as something - Please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God:
I think the stapler is one of Your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear God:
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliot

Dear God:
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David best.
Rob

Dear God:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear God:
I would like to live for 900 years like that guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris

Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole Your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

Dear God:
 I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made
on Tuesday. That was cool.
Sara
   

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