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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
    
   In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
   While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning. :-)


Do you know what would have happened
If it had been Three Wise Women
Instead of Three Wise Men?
   
They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole,
Brought practical gifts and
There would be Peace on Earth.


A STRONG WOMAN VERSUS A WOMAN OF STRENGTH

  A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape...
but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape...
 
  A strong woman isn't afraid of anything...
but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear...
 
  A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her...
but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone...
 
  A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future...
a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be God's blessings and capitalizes on them....
 
  A strong woman walks sure footedly... 
but a woman of strength knows God will catch her when she falls...
 
  A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face...
but a woman of strength wears grace...
 
  A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey...
but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong...
   

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