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   His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.  There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
   The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.  "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."  "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied, waving off the offer.
   At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.  "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the farmer replied proudly.  "I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.
   Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, he graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
   Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time?
   Penicillin.
   The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill.
   His son's name? Sir Winston Churchill.
   Someone once said: What goes around comes around.


A friend like you

If Things were always as easy
As we'd like for them to be,
If we could only understand
The things we cannot see,
  
If we could handle anything,
There'd be no grief to bear.
But since we can't, I'm glad to have
A friend like you who's there.


A Friend is like a Rose 

A friend is like a flower,
A rose to be exact. 
Or maybe like a brand new gate, 
That never comes unlatched. 

A friend is like an owl, 
Both beautiful and wise. 
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, 
Who's spirit never dies. 

A friend is like those blades of grass, 
You can never mow, 
Standing tall and proud, 
In a perfect little row. 

A friend is like a heart that goes 
Strong until the end. 
Where would we be in this world, 
If we didn't have a friend....


Friends. . . Simple vs real

Anyone can stand by you when you are right,
but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong.

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.
A real friend doesn't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What's new with you?"

A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!


 A - Z's of a Friendship

A Friend. . . .
Accepts you as you are
Believes in you
Calls you just to say "HI"
Doesn't give up on you
Envisions the whole of you even the unfinished parts
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionally
Helps you
Invites you over
Just "be" with you
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes a difference in your life
Never Judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quiets your fears
Raises your spirits
Says nice things about you
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
Understands you
Values you
Walks beside you
X-plain things you don't understand
Yells when you won't listen and
Zaps you back to reality
   

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